Limpeh Says

Morally wrong but politically right.

Limpeh Says is _____.

A terrible card game for we the citizens of Singapore.

Joking about everything we can't make fun of.

Played with friends. If you have any.

Time to let loose and have fun. Yeah. Have fun.

HOW TO PLAY

One player reads a red question card out loud.

 

The other players each submit a white answer card to fit the question.

 

The best answer wins.

DISCLAIMER

Looking for Cards Against Humanity?

Sure you are! It's a great game!

Limpeh Says is in no way affiliated with it or with Cards Against Humanity, LLC. Cards Against Humanity™ is a registered trademark of Cards Against Humanity, LLC, which is in no way affiliated with this game.

Just read them. Don't say anything.

Limpeh:

/Leem-pey/ (Noun)

A reference to oneself in the third person, taking on the stance of a superior.

Suggest your

shitty idea

I cannot guarantee we will use them.

But at least we will laugh at you and your intelligence.

There is way too much blank space here, so let's learn something today.

 

The male giraffe will continuously headbutt the female in the bladder until she urinates. The male then tastes the pee and that helps it determine whether the female is ovulating. If she is, it's business time.

 

Also, female kangaroos have three vaginas.

 

Three!

 

That's amazing. I mean, I don't even have one.

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Limpeh's FAQ

Ask and Limpeh shall answer. But take it with a pinch of salt. Truth is subjective.

Contact Limpeh

Please wake up your idea before deciding what you want to say.

  • + Can I get the game earlier?

    No.

    Unless you are a rich Nigerian prince and would like to sponsor us for the production fee so everyone can get the game by January.

  • + Why the name 'Limpeh Says'?

    We wanted something ‘Singaporean’ and the whole idea of ‘Limpeh’ being the big boss and commanding the game just came to us.

  • + Is this game an expansion of Cards Against Humanity?

    No it is not. Cards Against Humanity is a great game and you can find them here, but Limpeh Says is a separate game only for the local market.

  • + Are you anti-government?

    No. We are not for or against any governmental parties.

    'Limpeh Says' is a satirical parody of our nation's culture and fear of taboo topics.

  • + I don't like some of the cards.

    This isn't a question.

    But no worries, you can send your complaint to us here.

    Please allow a 3-5 working day delay to respond to your enquiry.

  • + Are you going to create a Malaysian expansion?

    Only if we receive a generous donation of $681 million from a Saudi Arabian Prince through e-mail explicitly saying:

     

    "Hello brother,

    It's me, ur saudi arabian prince."

  • + Can you write poetry?

    Wind

    is just

    Air

    deciding it wants to

    make a

    change

  • + Can I play the game even if I'm not a Singaporean?

    Sure you can! Although I would recommend you play it with your friends from Singapore so they can explain some of the local 'language' to you! Enjoy!

  • + Why isn't there a PDF version for us to download?

    Because we don't have as big a market as the other games.

    Don't be a cheap ass. Buy our shit.

  • + Who are you people?

    Just two men trying not to lose money.

E-mail us at contact@limpehsays.com.

 

Will we take your comment into serious consideration?

No. We'll probably send you a generated standard reply.

 

But sometimes, if time permits, we will personally type out the generated reply to give it a human touch.

 

Thank you.

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Do not take our shit. We will aggressively ask you not to.

“Limpeh Says” and the Limpeh Says logos are trademarks of Limpeh Says LLC.

Designed in-house by Tan Yong Heng.

Published by Gabriel Leow.

 

Remember, free will is an illusion.

Just read them.

Don't say anything.

There is way too much blank space here, so let's learn something today.

 

The male giraffe will continuously headbutt the female in the bladder until she urinates. The male then tastes the pee and that helps it determine whether the female is ovulating. If she is, it's business time.

 

Also, female kangaroos have three vaginas.

 

Three!t

 

That's amazing. I mean, I don't even have one.

Just read them.

Don't say anything.